Funny Phone Call

I haven’t heard from my cousin Eddie in about a week now and I just received the most random phone call. It went something like this:

Andie: Hello?
Eddie: Hey, I need some medical advice from you, and I hope you know the answer.
Andie: ok… what’s up?
Eddie: Let’s say that you were doing your nails and that you were going to put on some fake ones.
Andie: Uh huh.
Eddie: And let’s say that when you go to put them on, you get glue on your fingers…. how do you get it off?
Andie: Nail polish remover.
Eddie: Let’s say you don’t have nail polish remover.
Andie: Try alcohol.
Eddie: Like Vodka or Tequila?
Andie: No, like rubbing alcohol.
Eddie: Well, let’s say that I don’t have rubbing alcohol.
Andie: I guess it could work with vodka or tequila.
Eddie: Thanks, let me know if you think of anything else.
Andie: No problem… it’s Meana, isn’t it? lol
Eddie: lol… bye.

So it’s either him that is putting fake nails on or it’s his daughter Meana… lol.

Random Status

Funny Status:

Jared: Timmy’s gonna get WTFPWNED

Eddie: Slapping Raw Meat!!!! ((now I really feel bad for Timmy))

Funny random quote

I was talking to Jared (one of Eddie’s Army buddies) and we were having a random conversation. Here’s a funny bit:
Andie: hahaha
watch, I’ll find those girl scouts and tell them to go bug you about buying cookies again
Jared: no please, baby jesus help me…tom cruise with your witchcraft…
Andie: muah ha ha ha ha

The girl scouts got him in Germany and is currently munching on a box of Thin Mints. hahaha.